Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Ten Tips for New Fathers

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Our oldest child recently celebrated her 25th birthday. That milestone triggered a flood of memories for me. The majority were happy, many were awesome, and of course, a small few were scary. Such is life and such is the life of a dad.

I’ve learned a few things over the past quarter century of being a parent to three wonderful kids. Here are 10 stream-of-consciousness thoughts I think all new fathers should consider.

1.      There are fathers and there are dads. They’re not the same. Fatherhood is the result of a biological act, which is subject to chance. Being a dad is the result of a conscious choice. Fatherhood is like basic training. It’s where it all starts. You’re a trainee. But “dad” is the rank you aspire to.

Dads are special. Dads are the keepers of a sacred trust. They’ve taken an oath before God to love, protect and teach their children. No matter what you do for a living, no matter how successful you are, the most important job you’ll ever have is being someone’s dad. Period.

2.      There are no atheists in foxholes or delivery rooms. Anyone who’s witnessed the birth of a child would agree they witnessed a miracle. Babies are a gift from God.

3.      There is no owner’s manual. This is tough, I know. We men do best when we can consult an owner’s manual. But the hard fact is, there isn’t one. Maybe it’s because no two babies are exactly alike. This isn’t GM and we aren’t turning out 1,000 of the same model every day. But take heart, there’s wisdom all around you. Take advantage of it. Talk to the baby’s doctor. Ask questions. Talk to your parents and grandparents. Talk to other parents. Pray, listen and learn. You’ll get the hang of it.

4.      Be a man. Real men get up in the night and take care of the baby. Real men aren’t afraid of poop, puke and snot. Mom did all the hard work up front. Now you need take your turn.

5.      Babies: Sleep when they sleep. Mom needs her rest. Encourage her to sleep when the baby sleeps. But who’ll clean up the house, do the laundry and cook the meals? You guessed it. Get to work.

6.      You can’t fall off the floor. Forget the fancy changing table. They’re an accident waiting to happen. When it’s time to change a diaper, throw a clean blanket on the floor and get to work. No kid ever fell off the floor.

7.      If they call you “Mr. Safety,” it’s OK. If you’re like me, you love tools, hardware stores and kids. That means babies are an excuse to buy and install every “baby-proofing” gadget known to humankind. You’ll go overboard preparing for the first child, then you’ll find an equilibrium as more little ones arrive. If your wife and friends poke fun at you for overdoing it, consider it a badge of honor. It’s your castle and you’re protecting the little ones who live there. Go forth and do.

8.      Each child comes with its own supply of love. Once couples get the hang of parenting thoughts often turn to having another one. Invariably one of them thinks, “But I’m afraid I won’t have enough love to share with another child.” Don’t sweat it. While God doesn’t give you an owner’s manual, each child comes with its own supply of love. 

9.      Treat their mother like a queen. She deserves it. Respect that she’s gone through hell the last nine months. And birth, don’t go even go there. Men can never truly understand the physical and emotional stress of birth. Nothing we go through even comes close to matching the pain of childbirth, so don’t even start that argument. Walk away.

10.  Time really does fly. It sounds trite but it’s true. Treasure every moment. They only happen once, then they’re gone. And as odd as it sounds, with each passing year the time seems to go by even faster. This is your life. You asked for it. Make sure you actively participate in it.

11.  I know I said this would be a list of 10 tips, but please allow me a little poetic license to add one more tip, because it’s perhaps the most important point of all. Marriage is a partnership – and raising your children is part of that partnership. It’s not “her job” with some occasional help from you. You’re a team. Now and forever.

So there you are, my tips for new dads. I’m sure some of you are thinking, “That’s all well and good, but what about toddlers and teenagers?” Those, my friends, are stories for another time. Until then, good luck with the little ones.

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